All this week, we’ll be featuring brand-new original art from illustrator Roger von Biersborn. Here’s a bio provided by the artist:
My name is Roger von Biersborn and I make graphics and illustrations and junk! Bios are really hard to write so I’m just going to list some cold hard facts. Real world stuff. Here goes nothing:
- I’m half man, half horse. Most of the horse pieces are on the inside though so its not a big deal.
- I live in a house in Simi Valley, California. We’re having a pool party later if you want to swing by! Just let yourself in, we’ll be in the back.
- Here’s my band! I made this cute video. Don Juan y los Blancos!
- The rest of these facts are stolen from the David Schwimmer wikipedia page.
- My breakthrough role was in 1994 when I was cast as Ross Geller in NBC’s situation comedy Friends.
- The other David Schwimmer facts are really sad and lonely. I don’t want to repeat them.
- My favorite food is pizza because I feel like it represents junior high parties.
- I think the best animal is the nautilus. What a great animal!
- I bought stilts but they’re too hard to use. If you’re interested in buying a pair of used stilts, message me.
- I feel bad for how bad this bio is.