Reblorg Artist-in-residence: Roger von Biersborn

All this week, we’ll be featuring brand-new original art from illustrator Roger von Biersborn. Here’s a bio provided by the artist:

My name is Roger von Biersborn and I make graphics and illustrations and junk! Bios are really hard to write so I’m just going to list some cold hard facts. Real world stuff. Here goes nothing:
  • I’m half man, half horse. Most of the horse pieces are on the inside though so its not a big deal.
  • I live in a house in Simi Valley, California. We’re having a pool party later if you want to swing by! Just let yourself in, we’ll be in the back.
  • Here’s my band! I made this cute video. Don Juan y los Blancos!
  • The rest of these facts are stolen from the David Schwimmer wikipedia page.
  • My breakthrough role was in 1994 when I was cast as Ross Geller in NBC’s situation comedy Friends.
  • The other David Schwimmer facts are really sad and lonely. I don’t want to repeat them.
  • My favorite food is pizza because I feel like it represents junior high parties.
  • I think the best animal is the nautilus. What a great animal!
  • I bought stilts but they’re too hard to use. If you’re interested in buying a pair of used stilts, message me.
  • I feel bad for how bad this bio is.

Notes

  1. cybercorpse said: raddest bio ever
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    This is like my favourite bio ever.
  6. lifeinthelandofsubmarines said: best bio ever.
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